Me: Wow, Mrs. Peacock sounds wonderful.
Remy: Sh-she’s not, because her husbands died mysteriously.
Me: Like, you don’t know if you can even trust her. She likely used poison. Women typically murder by poison. And, like, poison can result in people dropping dead suddenly.
Bradyn: Wouldn’t you want to know, if it was you, if you were the murderer?
Me: If I was the murderer?
Bradyn: Oh, my God, that face, it’s scaring me. Are you the murderer?
Me: Am I, Mrs. Peacock the murderer? Hmm. Are you sure you’re not the murderer?
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