(via Sunday Stealing)

What would you choose to be famous for?
Writing.

If you have a webcam, are you ever paranoid people can see you?
Yes. That’s why a small corner from a sticky note is sticking over the lens, covering it.

Do you find it difficult to sleep at night? Any reason(s) why?
Yes. Depression, I suppose. This is a rather dumb question, don’t ya think?

If you had to go on a game show, which would you choose?
Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?

What about if you had to go on a reality show?
What about it?

Which would you choose then?
When?

Tell me about your favorite TV show:
😮 I didn’t know questions could talk!

Why were you last irritated?
Oh, the places I could go with this question.

What time did you get up this morning?
Probz like 10am. Or so. *this is a scheduled post*

The last city you were in: Where was it and do you like it there?
I live in it, so. Meh.

Do you like the countryside?
YES.

If you see someone yawn, do you often yawn as well?
Yawning is contagious, even if you don’t see it. It’s been proven. So, probably so.

Recommend me a good movie:
Garden State

Do you think you’d make a good model?
I don’t want to be one.

Would you ever want to be one?
Ugh.

How often do you change your hairstyle?
IDK. It’s been layered since the sixth grade because this popular girl named Claudia Longoria had long, curly hair with layers that she also sometimes straightened. She looked like a model, and IDK I WANTED TO BE HER OKAY. But then I realized I like layered hair much more than hair of one boring length.

What does it look like now?
I feel like some of these questions should be side by side rather than on a new line.

Do you have a favorite day of the week? Which is it?
There we go! Erm. Caturday. (That’s everyday.)

Are you alone?
Define “alone”.

When is the last time you were on the phone after 2 am?
Like two years ago. Unless text messaging counts.